Titty bag

A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.

He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!

by K-Von May 21, 2017

Titty Bag

Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.

Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Titty bags

A variation of man boobs, which sag and look more deflated than the standard boobs. Usually seen between states of significant weight loss.

-Look at Trevor over there by the pool!

-Eww, titty bags.

by Northbullittboy March 01, 2010

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 23, 2013

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Trash Bag titty whore

When you have titties that are saggy and full of fat.

Girl#1: Look at my boobies!

Girl#2: You mean that's fat, trash bag titty whore!

by SuperioMan January 01, 2011

Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.

Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker

by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018