That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.
by Hangster45 August 10, 2017
by Little kinda big Willy June 25, 2021
Noun. Term used for someone who is being a bit more than an ass but is not acting in a manner that would warrant the suffix 'hole.' Thus, adding 'tit' before ass grants an ambiguous yet wholly satisfying insult.
by Dingoface November 24, 2008
Basically, Tits In My Ass (or TIMA) is a way of saying "Shit!" or "God Dammit!" or any other exclamation in a much more interesting and fun way. Generally when you say it, it helps lighten the mood, making your situation a little better. This phrase comes out of Northern California, making up for them inventing "Hella" and "NorCal"
Kyle: "Hey bro, I kinda lost your headphones"
Dylan: "Tits In My Ass! that's the second pair of my headphones you lost this month!"
Dylan: "Tits In My Ass! that's the second pair of my headphones you lost this month!"
by Tony Sopranbro August 25, 2010
To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
by wookie4747 April 7, 2009
It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.
Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
by Richie Sexon November 26, 2007
a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006