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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
Related Words
titrit • Tigritz • Titbitch • titit • titmit • Titbit • titrate • Titration • Titris • titwit
A girl with and A cup breast size that is pretty much just a nipple like Paris Hilton
She began to get aroused as I sucked on her eraser sized titite
Titite by Txfireman441 July 13, 2018

Ngai titit

Alternative clean version for "ngai tiau" which is a Sabah-hakka dialect that can mean "the f-k?". Ngai titit is originated from SMK T.
Why did you eat my yogurt? Ngai titit...
Ngai titit by yellowasianz October 20, 2019

titsitive 

When a lady is sensitive in the chest area.
Stop biting my boobs, I'm titsitive.
titsitive by Amibo October 7, 2017
an inflammatory condition of the thumbs caused by excessive playing of the video game Tetris.
Rick - Another round Paul? Jesus H. Macy! Your thumbs! They look like they belong on your feet!

Paul - Yeah, yeah, it's just tetritis. We playing or what?
tetritis by smarfling January 7, 2011
a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".

can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
Shapinko is a titmit.
The other day Shapinko's girlfriend told me he was a titmit in bed.
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Slop Grenade

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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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