tetritis

an inflammatory condition of the thumbs caused by excessive playing of the video game Tetris.

Rick - Another round Paul? Jesus H. Macy! Your thumbs! They look like they belong on your feet!

Paul - Yeah, yeah, it's just tetritis. We playing or what?

tetritis by smarfling January 7, 2011

textritis 

the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.

"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"

8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"

textritis by its no secret rebecka wicker March 6, 2009

Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.

1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."

Tetritial dexterity by K.S.L. August 5, 2013