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textritis
the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.
"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"
8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"
8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"
textritis by its no secret rebecka wicker March 6, 2009
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Tetritial dexterity
The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.
1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
Tetritial dexterity by K.S.L. August 5, 2013
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026