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titk by NR10101 August 31, 2006
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when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.
Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok
titkok by marcheigh February 1, 2021
Guy 1: Dude checkit out it's the Titking
Guy 2: I thought Will was the Titking
Guy 3: Hey fuckers did it ever occur to you that they are both Titkings
Guy 1 & 2:(simultainious) OHHHHHHHHHH
Titking by iwishiwastitking May 10, 2010
either a bisexual's search history or some dumbass misspelling tiktok
definition one
person 1: hey bro what were you doing last night
bisexual: looking at titkok
person 1: you horny bisexual bastard
definition two
person 1: ok so last night i was on titkok and i saw a thing
TIKTOK
I MEANT TIKTOK
person 2: screenshotted
person 1: NO
titkok by DINO!!!! April 15, 2023
TITKA!!!!!
Titka by bigtheebs December 7, 2010
Titko means very clever and beautiful fitness maniac who rides incredibly fast Mini cooper. On e lud po celata glava.
Titko with the fastest Mini.
Titko by Titi77 November 20, 2021
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