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purple tit twister 

Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.

There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.

Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!
purple tit twister by whoopi July 23, 2006

top tit twister 

having sex so fast that her titty twists
yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

twisted tit 

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.
would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!
twisted tit by Twistedtitcreator August 18, 2016

twisting your tit 

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"
twisting your tit by Kasai_xo January 27, 2017

what's twisting that bitch's tit? 

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.
Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026