tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.

'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'

by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007

titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

titsmashing

Hugging a woman with large tits, causing her to experience pain due to the hug-related smushing.

Can I have a hug?

I don't know... I don't wanna get a titsmashing.

by CameronGTW April 26, 2015