tip monkey 

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

tip monkey by Kuthula June 8, 2004

Titmonkey 

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

Titmonkey by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

tapmonkey 

Usually used when a person taps/slaps another persons ass.

Stop it, you tapmonkey! My ass hurts!

tapmonkey by ZP April 6, 2003