tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020

tip dicked

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.

Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.

by Darylisms May 8, 2015

Tip Of The Dick

A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.

"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"

by Smp123 June 14, 2013

Dick Tip

A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.

He walked in like he owned the place and started ordering people around. What a dick tip.

by ironmike2008 October 16, 2008

Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.

Ryan won $50 from Steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

dick tip

the best part of the shaft that you tease him with.put it in your pussy but only the tip.

"tease me with the tip, the dick tip"

by ALLY_BRUH May 28, 2018

Dick's Tips

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips

-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011