tip balls 

When your balls are on the tip of your dick. Everything below the balls is useless.

That guy's got tip balls, he can't satisfy anyone or anything.

I heard he's got tip balls and that's why she's not happy.

You can't do much when you've got tip balls.

tip balls by Discoinsterno November 14, 2013

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator 

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022