tinyinuoka

A tinyinuoka is a microscopic middle blocker who lives on your earlobe. It’s usually calm, but when you’re a ginger, it will bite you. Oh, and if you have a biting kink then it’ll eat cheesecake on Monday.

My earlobe smells like cheesecake.
The tinyinuoka on my earlobe keeps biting me.

I’m not a ginger. I’m just Irish.

by tootling July 13, 2021