Definitions by tootling

tinyosamu

A tinyosamu is a microscopic organism in your eyelash hairs. Tinyosamus do not like blonde people, so for fun it likes to chew on hairs. Though, if you don’t have blonde hair, it’ll eat the bugs hidden in your hair on Thursdays.

Why Thursdays? Nobody knows.

“I have a tinyosamu on my lashes.”
“My eyelashes always look so good on Thursdays because of that tinyosamu!”

tinyosamu by tootling July 21, 2021

tinyinuoka 

A tinyinuoka is a microscopic middle blocker who lives on your earlobe. It’s usually calm, but when you’re a ginger, it will bite you. Oh, and if you have a biting kink then it’ll eat cheesecake on Monday.

My earlobe smells like cheesecake.
The tinyinuoka on my earlobe keeps biting me.

I’m not a ginger. I’m just Irish.

tinyinuoka by tootling July 13, 2021

tinyyaku 

A tinyyaku is a microscopic libero found in your eyebrow hair. It likes to roam around and snuggle with your eyebrow hairs.

tinyyakus are so cute.
I wish I had a tinyyaku.

tinyyaku by tootling July 13, 2021

tinyakagi

A tinyakagi is a microscopic libero found in your eye, usually in the corner. It likes to tickle your eye and make you cry. Only on Tuesdays though.

A tinyakagi got in my eye, and now my Tuesdays are ruined.

tinyakagi by tootling July 12, 2021

tinyoldukai

A tiny old man hidden in your ear, reminding you how Iwaizumi and Oikawa never became Japan’s best volleyball duo.

Do you have a tinyoldukai in you, too?
I am sad because I have a tinyoldukai.

tinyoldukai by tootling July 12, 2021