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Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.
I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.
Tingle-Twat by GABJ February 19, 2019

Tinsel Twat. 

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.
Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.
Tinsel Twat. by WillonWheels December 18, 2010

Tinkle-twat 

When someone is really inconveniently annoying. Especially at any place of air travel.
These tinkle-twats made me check in my luggage!
Tinkle-twat by lwaluben September 7, 2019

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.
I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

the twat tingle 

When you wife's pussy decides to wake up after 10 years and 3 kids and need some attention. Albeit rare but occasionally happens
Flop: My wife's twat got the tingle last night. Been too long
Sleepy: what's the twat tingle.

Flop: You know when it wakes up from its long slumber
the twat tingle by Sleepy&Flop April 5, 2021

tinseltwat 

A Basic Bitch who takes the whitest of white Christmas selfies. I.e. yoga pants, starbucks, ugly sweater with the lights on it, drawn on eyebrow, likely not on fleek with her boyfriend that asked her to marry him on Christmas, cliche af , even though she was with her side peice at Target shopping for everyone but her new fiance last week.

She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.
Merry Christmas to all, even the tinseltwats.