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tinseltwat 

A Basic Bitch who takes the whitest of white Christmas selfies. I.e. yoga pants, starbucks, ugly sweater with the lights on it, drawn on eyebrow, likely not on fleek with her boyfriend that asked her to marry him on Christmas, cliche af , even though she was with her side peice at Target shopping for everyone but her new fiance last week.

She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.
Merry Christmas to all, even the tinseltwats.
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Tinsel Twat. 

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.
Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.
Tinsel Twat. by WillonWheels December 18, 2010
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Tinseltrash 

Any Angelino native characterized by a pseudo-celebrity lifestyle consisting of cars and homes that are either economically unsustainable or otherwise indicative of insecurity. Other tendencies may be to downplay one's intelligence for sex appeal or an urge to simply sleep one's way to the top. See "Valley Girl."
I was trying to make it to the 420 doctor on Ventura Blvd. but some tinseltrash wrecked her Land Rover into a telephone pole while texting and blocked traffic all the way to Topanga.
Tinseltrash by st3ph3n85 July 4, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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