tinseltwat

A Basic Bitch who takes the whitest of white Christmas selfies. I.e. yoga pants, starbucks, ugly sweater with the lights on it, drawn on eyebrow, likely not on fleek with her boyfriend that asked her to marry him on Christmas, cliche af , even though she was with her side peice at Target shopping for everyone but her new fiance last week.

She posts an over abundance of shallow expensive chistmas presents, like she's a fucking Kardashian if the Kardashians' lived in the Greenridge section of Scranton, Pennsylvannia and bought Christmas dinner on food stamps.
Very closely related to the elusive hobosexual but only comes out around holidays.

Merry Christmas to all, even the tinseltwats.

by Tinseltwatextrordinaire December 26, 2018

Tinsel Twat.

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.

Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.

by WillonWheels December 18, 2010

Tinseltrash

Any Angelino native characterized by a pseudo-celebrity lifestyle consisting of cars and homes that are either economically unsustainable or otherwise indicative of insecurity. Other tendencies may be to downplay one's intelligence for sex appeal or an urge to simply sleep one's way to the top. See "Valley Girl."

I was trying to make it to the 420 doctor on Ventura Blvd. but some tinseltrash wrecked her Land Rover into a telephone pole while texting and blocked traffic all the way to Topanga.

by st3ph3n85 July 4, 2015