timothy castles

A very nice person who doesn’t have a wig for hair. He is very caring and nice and wants a girlfriend. His nan is a nice lady and helps Timmy. Timothy plays fortnite on his ps4 and likes to stay up late eating toast.

“Look at Timothy Castles, he’s so cool!”

timothy castles by Timothy Castles Fan June 29, 2021

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Timothy R Castles

Timothy R Castles is one fancy young gentlemen with a fine English accent. His hair is quite spectacular and deserves an award. Timothy R Castles is shown by his outstanding performances on his social media and his intellectual ability to find the right pose in front of the camera. This king has a beautiful voice that he uses for the spectacular marvel of singing, instantly attracting any women within a few hundred km. Not only this, but his outstanding moves in the act of dancing is one sight to see. It would be an absolute joy to see this man in real life as your eyes would be blessed. I bet this man would win any athletics competition with his sheer looks. Impeccable.

LOOK EVERYONE! Its Timothy R Castles! Lets hear his singing!

Timothy R Castles by Jeek Of The 9 Realms November 9, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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