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Tijuana Car Wash 

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.

Tijuana Car wash 

A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.
Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*

tiajuana car wash 

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes
tiajuana car wash by DamionF April 7, 2008

Tijuana Carwash 

When you perform the act of bukkake (full load on the face) on another then urinating on his/her face to wash it off.
I gave Melissa a Tijuana Carwash and now she wont speak to me or return my calls.
Tijuana Carwash by Macelroy July 8, 2010
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