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A young girl, usually between the ages of 12 to 15. She enjoys getting smashed off of three coolers and making a complete fool of herself.
A "tightie" is exactly the same as an "lg" but better. It is not a compliment when you are called a tightie. It is meant to be offensive..
These common creatures thrive off older men. They love the dick
"Man did you see that Tightie laying on the floor over there? she had like 2 coolers and shes fucking smashed."

"Did you hear Kendal smashed her chin slipping on ice chasing Jeremy? Dude..she's a tightie"

"Did you hear James got seduced by some tightie, poor guy. i cant believe he fell into her trap!!"

"i wanna get laid...LETS GO TIGHTIE HUNTING!"
Tightie by LGHUNTERS January 30, 2009

tightie-whities 

tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect
I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie

tightie whities

Those tight white undies yur boyfriend hops into bed in thinking he looks "sexy". a queer mans underwear. the underwear yu pray yur man is going to wash freakwently because yu think yur gunna barf everytime yu see those "wet-fart" stains that he never notices.
"damn baby dont yu love how i look in these tigtie whities",
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"

Righty-tightie 

A Righty-tightie is a right-handed guy with a tight asshole.
We went to the baths in Colorado Springs, and I fucked a Righty-tightie or four!
Righty-tightie by eda-skip October 20, 2021

bald tightie 

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait
Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.
bald tightie by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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