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tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings
Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.
tiddly winking by Gillgjr August 13, 2021

tiddleywinking 

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing
1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?
tiddleywinking by Merpanda July 20, 2015

tiddlywinking 

doing naughty things with girls your age. not a game.
She was tiddlywinking while talking to the boy.
tiddlywinking by brett christ April 1, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026