Tiaraoluwa is an amazing being, she has smiles that makes a bad day better. She's loveable, passionate, friendly and peaceful. She's never a dull moment.
She's such a happy child and quick to let go of any wrong.
Tianbo be dat Chinese pimp nigga. Talkin' gangstashiz to da bitches an' all dat. Dude play piano like a boss. Also got a shit ton uh 2nd place math trofies. Fo' realz man, Tianbo keepin' it fresh.
Friend 1: Dude, look at dat guy o'er der talkin' all dem gurls up.
Friend 2: Yea bro, hims a Tianbo aint u know?
Often used in the Linux community, (sometimes apple but who cares about dem apples) a TarBomb is a set of files compressed into a single archive (much like a .zip on windoez) this file, when decompressed either contains file locations that cause the file to essentially projectile vomit, explode, and rape all your files while throwing itself all over your computer taking up redonkulus amounts of space and whoring all your folders, and often overwriting many of your documents.
tarbomb in action:
Billy: "Man, I found this awesome software last night!"
Joe: "Really? can you send me it?"
Billy: "Sure man, here you go! its only 30mb =]]]"
Joe: "Wow thanks! this will make my life so much easier."
----THE NEXT DAY----
Billy: "How'd it go? =D"
Joe: "You douche bag! when i unpacked it my processor melted, my hard drive is full, all my stuff for work and all my pictures and music were deleted, im going to ****** kill you!"
Billy: "Hah! cool story bro, tar-bombed idiot. =DD"
Misinterpretation of the term "tar balls" which are literally balls of tar. These are found along the coast of Hawaii. Jack Johnson is a surfer (from Hawaii)turned musician, hence the reference to a common item that you'd see when surfing.
"...her feet are all covered with tarboles and scars..." Bubble Toes by Jack Johnson
A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.
John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov
Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser