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thumbhorn
v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp penis into a vagina -- this act is often performed while drunk and resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe
I drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance I was going to get hard. I definitely had to thumbhorn the bitch.
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thumbfort • thumbfart • Thumbcopter • thumbfarming • thumbfoolery • thumbhorn • Thumbotomy • Thumbpotence • Thumbwork • thumb-bot
thumbfart
A thumbfart is when you misspell a word in a tweet or text message and send it out without realizing it. Similar to a brainfart when you speak. It's a word created by Dustin Zito of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.
"I worked out like a beast today. Tonight I'm gonna need a message!" This is a thumbfart. The word should have been "massage" but "message" was used and sent by mistake.
thumbfart by meatjockey October 11, 2011
Thumbcopter
When in doggy style position, twist your wrist inward to the "thumbs down" position. Place your thumb over her bung-hole and move it back and forth in a circular motion, much like the blades of a helicopter.
Thumbcopter by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006
thumbfarming
See that picture of Brittany humblebragging about standing next to Beyonce at the Grammys? She was soooo thumbfarming
thumbfarming by The Cruff April 2, 2018
Thumbpotence
noun: the condition of no longer having the required strength or energy to send another text message. See thumb strength.
Thumbpotence by junhunglau April 7, 2009
thumbfoolery
"I finally killed that girl I like in the park last night!"
"Uhh, I hope you mean 'kissed'..."
"Shit, yeah...stupid thumbfoolery"
"Uhh, I hope you mean 'kissed'..."
"Shit, yeah...stupid thumbfoolery"
thumbfoolery by TheRealTBiss July 10, 2020
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