thumbfort

To comfort with one's thumb, by means of rubbing

My girlfriend was sad so I grabbed her hand and thumbforted her until she felt better.

by makijoy March 22, 2017

thumbhorn

v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp penis into a vagina -- this act is often performed while drunk and resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe

I drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance I was going to get hard. I definitely had to thumbhorn the bitch.

by thebozak June 11, 2006

thumbfart

A thumbfart is when you misspell a word in a tweet or text message and send it out without realizing it. Similar to a brainfart when you speak. It's a word created by Dustin Zito of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.

"I worked out like a beast today. Tonight I'm gonna need a message!" This is a thumbfart. The word should have been "massage" but "message" was used and sent by mistake.

by meatjockey October 11, 2011

Thumbcopter

When in doggy style position, twist your wrist inward to the "thumbs down" position. Place your thumb over her bung-hole and move it back and forth in a circular motion, much like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl to guy: "Give me the Thumbcopter!"

Guy to guy: "I Thumbcoptered her last night - dirty girl"

by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

thumbfarming

The act of fishing for likes on social media

See that picture of Brittany humblebragging about standing next to Beyonce at the Grammys? She was soooo thumbfarming

by The Cruff April 2, 2018

Thumbpotence

noun: the condition of no longer having the required strength or energy to send another text message. See thumb strength.

"I sent, like, thirty texts to my chick... and now I think I have thumbpotence."

by junhunglau April 7, 2009

thumbfoolery

A typo while sending a message on a phone.

See also: swypo

"I finally killed that girl I like in the park last night!"
"Uhh, I hope you mean 'kissed'..."
"Shit, yeah...stupid thumbfoolery"

by TheRealTBiss July 10, 2020