Thumb DIck

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

dick thump

The act of a bitch/ whore/ slut inserting a dick into her mouth and susequently thumping it with her tongue and/ or tongue ring.

Brian got his dick thumped in the club's bathroom last night.

by RichardMcScradit February 11, 2014

thumbdick

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.

ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.

by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

dicky thump

to have sex, get it in, get it wet, etc.

Yo man, that girl's hot as hell-- I'm tryna dicky thump.

Last night was WILD, everybody was straight dicky thumpin.

by thizzface July 15, 2007