Thumb DIck 

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

Thumb DIck by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

dick thumb 

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

dick thumb by moongorilla March 18, 2018

dick thumbs 

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

dick thumbs by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

dick thump 

The act of a bitch/ whore/ slut inserting a dick into her mouth and susequently thumping it with her tongue and/ or tongue ring.

Brian got his dick thumped in the club's bathroom last night.

dick thump by RichardMcScradit February 11, 2014

thumbdick 

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.

ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.

thumbdick by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

dicky thump 

to have sex, get it in, get it wet, etc.

Yo man, that girl's hot as hell-- I'm tryna dicky thump.

Last night was WILD, everybody was straight dicky thumpin.

dicky thump by thizzface July 15, 2007