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three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.
three-pronged by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009
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three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-pronged grilling utensil in the ass.
Cameron got three-pronged last night by blake.
three-pronged by slutbaglindsay November 1, 2008

three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-prong bbq untensil
cameron gets three-pronged by blake every night
three-pronged by bamfzee125 November 4, 2008

Three pronged attack 

When three mates get together to form a strategy on a night out, usually but not always to take down the hottest girl.

Also known as a TPA, with a hand sign showing the three middle fingers.
Boys, strategy for the evening will be a "Three pronged attack"…..first in clear the way, second in make contact and third in take it home. No paper trails.
Three pronged attack by Binga July 4, 2014

Three pronged assault 

Another term for standing on a UK plug
Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell
Three pronged assault by GD03UHK February 9, 2020

Three-pronged plan 

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything
“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez
Three-pronged plan by Dodyssey January 27, 2022
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