three lights 

The three lights are a fictional band from sailor moon which provide many amazing bops such as search for your love, my friend's love, chasin' after you, chikara wo awasete, mayonaka hitori and one sided love across the galaxy.

They are also the subject of unneeded hate in the fandom due to many reasons and also the subject of many unnecessary questions about their gender thanks to the anime producers deciding to make their civilian forms men then they transform into women when they are in their senshi forms (sailor starlights) despite Naoko Takeuchi's wishes to make them remain women cross-dressing as men.

we stan the three lights!

i'm looking forward to going to the three lights concert

three lights by saaaaailor-exe April 27, 2019

Three lights of death 

When the three lights on your X-box 360 all light up it signifies that your fucked. Your 360 is all fucked up.

Guy 1:I got the X-box 360 and when I put in a game I got the three lights of death.My X-box isnt under warranty anymore either.
Guy 2: That sucks. I guess you'll just have to pull another 400$ out of your ass to feed into the evil capitalist empire we call Microsoft.
Guy 1: Guess so...

Three lights of death by Peter Townsend September 7, 2006

Three red lights

The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.

"I just got the Three Red Lights!

AGAIN!

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"

Three red lights by Micellaneous Man September 23, 2008

christmas tree lights 

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

christmas tree lights by Jake February 17, 2005

there are four lights 

the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.

comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Increased military spending..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

there are four lights by projectaristotle August 29, 2012

The Red Light District three course traffic cone 

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.

Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

The Red Light District three course traffic cone by Echoalien May 21, 2020

the lights are on, but there's nobody home 

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

the lights are on, but there's nobody home by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004