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Thotpocket 

A girl that is a hoe. All she is used for is a pocket for your dick.
Man look at that girl over there. You can tell she's a Thotpocket by the way she's dressed.
Thotpocket by Alec643 June 8, 2015

Thot block 

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.
Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds
Thot block by Saprano125 November 9, 2017

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.
Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.
Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

twatblock 

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
twatblock by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009

Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

Thotpocket 

You know that girl your whole squad has dicked? Her Pussy.
Damn bro she fucked both of us in the same day.....?

Yeah, she had a smelly thotpocket didn't she?
Thotpocket by Greg2424 April 28, 2017