thorndike

A Dike that still like the D on the low aka down low Dike. These Dikes have not been able to let go of the D but don't want no nigga.

A pregnant Dike walks into a coffee shop and the barista say " damnnnn thats a Thorndike"

thorndike by Dike_Thorndike August 29, 2018

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thorndike

A Dike that still like the D on the low aka down low Dike. These Dikes have not been able to let go of the D but don't want no nigga.

A pregnant Dike walks into a coffee shop and the barista say " damnnnn thats a Thorndike"

thorndike by Dike_Thorndike August 29, 2018

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Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

Thorndike Confused Cat by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

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thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.

Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit

thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018