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thong job 

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.
After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.
thong job by Lee June 15, 2004
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thong job 

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off
My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.
thong job by chris June 14, 2004

thong job 

A severe wedgy; A reaction guys have when girls were low jeans.
That girl gave you a thong job.
thong job by dmcool June 14, 2004
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