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Thirsty for likes

"TFL" for short. Pages on Facebook, usually run by 12-15 year olds, or people with a mindset of that age. We all see those pages that share stupid fake stories pasted to pictures of people they stole off of Google. The stories are used to get likes and shares for the page. The stories are usually things like "Oh em gee, this father got kicked out of his house by his evil wife with his child bcuz he refused to give up his child because of his disability lyke his wife wanted him to. Plz like and share to help find him a home." You'll see your friends, family, and even grandparents share this bullshit on Facebook. Other times they might bash monotheistic religions and write fake violent versus or something and put a caption like "Oh em gee, how do ppl believe in these religions when they're so violent?!?!" Again, people will share the photos all over Facebook. All their other memes consist of "relationship goalzz" (one week, middle school ones), "things a guy "wants" in a girl/things a guy "wants" in a girl." The worst is when I spread rumors like "having oral sex gives you cancer," or "if you microwave your food, the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"Betty, what happened to your microwave?"
"Virgin Radio Lebanon posted on Facebook that the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"That's just thirsty for likes prepubescent teenager hiding behind a computer making fake stories."

"Once upon a tim a gay boy was bullied at skewl, so a girl in his class dyed her hurr rainbow and wore all rainbow to skewl da nxt day 2 support him and said "I love gay ppl." Like if u cri everitim. If you don't share dis story, den you don't have a heart."
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