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1. teenager with a IQ of near zero who stalks girls daily, will hide behind father if in danger.

2. teenager with over-active matabolism, extremely pale skin, and no emotions.

3. adolescent who picks fights with anything larger than himself.

4. little retarded girl
HOLY HELL!!!! run a THIGPEN is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jb January 01, 2004
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the visible bulge created by a man's package in tight pants; compare cameltoe
Homeboy needs to loosen up those jeans, he's got a serious thigpen.
by Decidedly_so February 11, 2007
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1. Greasy hair, or very dirty, sumone who doesn't take a bath.
2. Gay, poor, and unintelligent, or ugly and lack of good comeback's...
1. Comeback = shut-up...or, owww...
2. God!!! you smell like a Thigpen!!!
by Daniel December 28, 2003
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1) Small, feeble looking teenager who suffers from severe overbite. The Thigpen is usually a bright white and can be seen from miles away.

2) Teenager lacking common sense. The Thigpen has severe homosexual tenedencies and tries to molest girls.

3) Very small adolescent that wears glasses bigger than himself. This version of the Thigpen usually stays quiet, and will kick without warning.
Noun: Your mom's purple nipples remind me of a Thigpen.

Adjective: Lee, that is so Thigpen of you to mention that.

Verb: I ought to Thigpen you across your face!

Interjection: Thigpen! Not on the rug again!
by Alex December 28, 2003
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1. Gay, Silent, and/or Smelly animal of the "Hobo" genus.

2. See Hupah
look! a wild Thigpen!..... LET'S KILL IT!
by Mr.E December 15, 2003
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Very intelligent descendents from wealthy slaves . Some of us are very rich with jobs. Most of us go to collage because we want to show people that just because your descendants from slaves doesn't mean you're never gonna be any thing. Most of us are doctors, professional football players in the NFL, we have our own restaurants. So for all you racist who talk bad about us and call us dirty,shit, and other things FUCK YOU!!!
1.) Man I really wish I was a thigpen
by Niya1234 January 30, 2018
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