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A talkative girl but shy but crazy, funny and talented
Wow she is so Thifal.
Thifal by CTTTYLER September 21, 2021
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Thifany • ThiF • thifa • Thifal • thife • Thifen • Thifey • thiff • ThiffanyReimao • Thifhany
A word for a person who is really fucking stupid, used by a really fucking stupid person
Guy 1: man you are such a thife
Guy 2: what the hell man. That’s not even a word
She is a loyal person and would do anything for her friends or family. She could be a bitch if you make her mad. But she will always apologize. She can be shy or anxious. She will not always realize if she is good at something and will always deny it if you tell her that she is good at something. She tends to be a more creative and "head in the clouds" kind of girl. She loves a good bit of revenge but never too bad. She is a good person to share information with it just hang around. She tends to be a bit overprotective and is a "do or die" kind of person. She is very uplifting but can be sarcastic. She has a bad habit of acting okay.
I love you thifany
Thifany by imong mother August 17, 2021
A man, assumed to be homosexual, taking part in a thift, which is a sexual maneuver that involves lovers, again, assumed to be gay, tracing the coarse outer-ring of their partner's anus with the tip of their nose.
Damn look at Chris' nose, you know that motha' fucka' was born to be a thifter.
Thifter by Reece's Frog June 23, 2009
A sophisticated freak who's desires are to please thier significant other no matter what the call of duty is
I need you to be my all for one and not my one for all, I need you to be my Thifey
Thifey by Daylyt September 4, 2016
Too High To Fuction (THF)

when you are so baked that you cannot function properly. you cannot perform simple tasks because you are high like goddamn planes.
hahahaah i'm thiff right now
thiff by fina11y December 21, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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