thevan

the most level headed person you will ever meet
he will always try to make you the best version of yourself
he is always looking for the sensible thing to do

thevan is right

by willeboi November 1, 2019

Thevan

Your local hottie. He's thin and average in height but he's got length where it's needed. He's so sexy, all the girls are after him. He's got curly hair and black eyes. Black eyes that mesmerize that is. He's so hot he's got a 100 girls and 150 guys after him. He wants to be rich and is willing to have sugar mommies. He loves the sky and enjoys thinking of the dead while staring at it. He's weird but he's the most loveable character you can find. He's your anime boyfriend come to life.

Girl A : hey who's that guy? he's soo hot omg

Girl B : yeah that's thevan, we are all after him
GIrl C : ey back off he's mine

by PaperLovesPaperPlanes August 8, 2022

Thevan

Thevan is a handsome, athletic, funny young man who's been heart broken by a few girls. This makes him hard on newer people and his trust isn't easily won. Amazing sex. Calm, nonchalant personality. Also has a nice smile. He is the most handsome living man in the world

Yo its Thevan Hes sooo HOOTTT 🥵🥵🥵

by Monkyyyyyy March 14, 2024

The Van Burens

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).

Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013

themangokid

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.

TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.

by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

Thevenin

legendary, fighter, sexy.

Have you heard the legend of Thevenin?

Bro, it's in the books.

by hottchick345 September 28, 2009