Therotic 

Something that sounds sexual or sensual but in practice is neither, if not the complete opposite

Mermaids are therotic because they actually have demon teeth and want to rip your flesh off

Therotic by B-Willy March 1, 2015

Theorotic 

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.

Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!

Theorotic by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017

theeroticbarber 

A barber who has sex while cutting hair. He is know for his goofy ahh name "Brandon Curington"

Bro #1: Yo have you seen theeroticbarbers new instagram post?

Bro #2: yea, bro had his meat all out

theeroticbarber by Tanaki April 29, 2022

Theoticimus 

Theoticimus is know to be the best book in the world with three pages of the most grammatically correct spelling and the biggest plot twists in the history of plot twists.

Theoticimus is great

Theoticimus by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 18, 2020

thermotic blast 

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction

my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race

thermotic blast by Nirotic December 19, 2018

Theoticimus 

Theoticimus is like saying great and a descendant of god

School is not like Theoticimus

Theoticimus by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

theorotica 

The works of John Piper

John Piper thinks he’s writing about god, but his repressed sexuality produces theorotica

theorotica by crossover24 May 28, 2021