Theodore

The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.

WOW THEODORE IS SO HOT.

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Theodore

The most dank, zasty man alive. Usually has a huge meme collection. He's the most memeiest guy alive

See that guy over there, he's such a Theodore. He has the biggest meme collection I've ever seen!

by The SmaoamS November 26, 2017

Theodoreing

The Act of being a stalker, and or the act of being Theodore.

Nigga, Quit Theodoreing me!

by EviL LeM0nZ November 17, 2014

Theodore

a sexy bastard. usually has a really big dick. is not circumcised.

"OMG Theodore fucked me last night and he ripped my ass with his huge cock!"

by big_man97 March 2, 2017

Theodore

nickname from George W. Bush for Ted Cruz

Theodore was on the legal team for the 2000 presidential recount, was on the domestic policy team for Bush-Cheney 2000, and Dubya told media outlets that he didn’t like him during the 2016 presidential election.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

theodore

a kinda tall guy who has a nice asf six pack. he´s an odd person but really fun to be around . has a lot of friends . someone whom i wanna get close with . Is usually taken by the prettiest girl in school( maybe a Vanessa , Lattia , Georgia, or a Meghan) and the thickest one 2 . A decent sized wee wee . And if he´s single will never have a chance with his fine ass :(

Random girl: Theodore breathed at me yesterday
Another random girl: girl wtf...
Random girl : girl what im obsessed

by Xxxnottentacion September 23, 2019

Theodoring

To be Theodored, or to Theodore. It is to engage in something, end up ignoring it, and leave it with little to no notice. It is also to never read someone's messages.

My man Witt just Theodored me after I told him the news. Now I know how Theodoring feels for the victim.

by Zuksod September 22, 2018