Definitions by Xxxnottentacion

theodore 

a kinda tall guy who has a nice asf six pack. he´s an odd person but really fun to be around . has a lot of friends . someone whom i wanna get close with . Is usually taken by the prettiest girl in school( maybe a Vanessa , Lattia , Georgia, or a Meghan) and the thickest one 2 . A decent sized wee wee . And if he´s single will never have a chance with his fine ass :(

Random girl: Theodore breathed at me yesterday
Another random girl: girl wtf...
Random girl : girl what im obsessed

theodore by Xxxnottentacion September 23, 2019

Johnathan

You're lucky if you have Johnathan he is a fine bitch as well as a jock and a great boyfriend so might as well just snatch him if you can

Ouuu!! Do you see him on the football field who is that?? That’s Johnathan!

Johnathan by Xxxnottentacion June 12, 2018