Definitions by CountJingleKitty

Sam 

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.

Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*

Sam by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Theodore 

The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.

WOW THEODORE IS SO HOT.

Theodore by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018