theifn 

when your mom takes away your shoes without telling me

im chezed the way my mom theifn my shoes

theifn by djerk.fh May 23, 2018

Theif 

a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.

Stob thut theif!

Theif by n November 17, 2003

commander in theif 

George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.

"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.

commander in theif by freedomplease November 18, 2003

TheInferno37 

Widely considered to be the best disc golf player in all of rec room. Grinding 27000+ under par in 1 year. Truly a legend.

Person 1: TheInferno37 is pretty epic at disc golf.
Person 2: Yeah

TheInferno37 by el ti grey tom March 30, 2022

dirty thein 

When you slap your meat on a bald person head with windex while saying your a lemon. you may also do this while doing your math homework with a spicy twist, you have cum all over your face and you must write blindly

Yesterday night i was studying in the library and i had to do the dirty thein!

dirty thein by Gotm_oof October 10, 2017

Honey theif 

"Honey theif" is a name to someone you give when they have taken the sweetness out of your day.

Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.

Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.

Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF

Honey theif by Awesome Amigo June 14, 2010

commander and theif 

see George w. bush

I think you know come on.

commander and theif by Aeris November 17, 2003