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Theif
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theifn • theif • Theian • thefinn • Theiffer • Theif_ • Theifer • THEIFIN ASS • theif in law • theiflet
commander in theif
George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
commander in theif by freedomplease November 18, 2003
TheInferno37
Widely considered to be the best disc golf player in all of rec room. Grinding 27000+ under par in 1 year. Truly a legend.
TheInferno37 by el ti grey tom March 30, 2022
dirty thein
When you slap your meat on a bald person head with windex while saying your a lemon. you may also do this while doing your math homework with a spicy twist, you have cum all over your face and you must write blindly
dirty thein by Gotm_oof October 10, 2017
Honey theif
Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.
Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.
Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.
Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
Honey theif by Awesome Amigo June 14, 2010
commander and theif
commander and theif by Aeris November 17, 2003
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