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theater butt

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.
That movie was so long I got theater butt.
by ms72 April 13, 2009
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buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
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