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The zoomies 

A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.
Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.
The zoomies by Bib the boulder December 23, 2021
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The Zoomies 

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.
The Zoomies by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

Wearing The Zoomies 

When someone is going fast/speeding.
Man you wearing the zoomies you going so fast!
Wearing The Zoomies by Peytonns August 26, 2022

He got The zoomies 

When a man bust quick
Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
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