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the woody 

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.
Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.
the woody by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008
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The Woody Effect 

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.
Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect
The Woody Effect by iLurk October 25, 2012

The Woody Woodpecker 

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker
kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

the woody bunch 

This is the new family name of the tiger woods girls (family)
The tiger bunch or the woody bunch
This is seen on TV and online
have you heard of the woody bunch,
is ther 9 now in the woody bunch
the woody bunch 19th girl went to hospital
the woody bunch by triple_play_69 December 8, 2009

The Woody Wood Pecker 

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

hoody for the woody 

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."
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