the turtle

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.
Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!
by UCLAcrewDude November 23, 2004
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I like them.
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by TurtlesAreCool42 December 05, 2017
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a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)
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the Turtle

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.
The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.
by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
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a fucking person that walks to slow in the hallway and can’t decide which direction to go
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by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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