the turn

This is one card dealt face up on the table after the flop in Texas holdem poker

Well, I didn't get any help with the flop, maybe I will the card I get at the turn. I'm dreaming.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

the turn around

When you go to the restroom with the intention of urinating, but you fart, and then have to turn around to poop.

Girl: what took you so long?

Boy: sorry, girl, had to stay for the turn around, real quick...

by ElChe23 November 10, 2015

the turn up song

When people know that good shit is playing.And turn up the radio. (usually by people that know real music when they hear it).

High school guy:hey the strokes last nite is the shzz.now that's the turn up song. But this girl in my school said there lame! Me: that's because she stuck in fad music. She's like 14 or 15 anyway. But your the exception.

by sage thunder March 20, 2010

The turn of the century

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.

"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?

by seanyo san January 8, 2004

How the turn tables

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.

David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019

Rounding the Turn

A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.

The covid will soon be over; we're rounding the turn

by Uncle Frank's Fox October 23, 2020

Roundin' the Turn

A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.

You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.

by YAWA October 29, 2020