the swing

Use "its the swing" when something is "the shit," really chill, effing sweet, "da bomb"

What did you do last night? I went to a new club it was the swing.
That chick's pussy was the swing.

the swing by Shelley and Leslie December 27, 2007

The swing

The swinger symbol "The swing" has been opted by the swinger community to identify each other in public on wristbands and accessories. The symbol shows a simplified black swing surrounded by a circle on a red background. The swing is very abstract to assure discretion and leave space for imagination. Red represents Passion, Love and Stimulation. Black shows mystery, limits and secrecy. The abstract swing represents the swinging lifestyle. The circle is associated with the group and the community sharing the same interests and the strong bond in couples.

It's often difficult to recognize other swingers in public. They don't have a tag on the forehead with a note like: "I am a swinger and I am looking for a great time with like-minded people". Fortunately, some wear the swing symbol on their wristband or clothes to make contacts easier.

The swing by carpemalum May 1, 2019

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide 

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

Glitching the Swing 

1. 'Glitching the Swing' represents a paradigm shift in the way a player approaches a game and plays it. The term suggests a sense of apathy at a game's intended game-play style that leads to a pointless, impatient ramblng play that has no sense of direction or purpose and adds nothing towards actual, measurable progress within a game.

2. The point in which a videogame's inherent game-world, features and storyline missions cease to be as exciting/fun and become too repetetive or predictable for the player to feel motivated enough to play a game 'properly' anymore. They procrastinate play within the game-world, looking instead to the game's glitches and inconsistencies as a more enthralling form of entertainment.

The phrase originates from a disappointing experience some players may have had when playing the single player campaign of Grand Theft Auto IV. To some, the game's missions gradually revealed themselves to be quite repetetive, and the much-vaunted ability to go out with friends eventually became a chore as the incessant pestering of the player by phone hampered enjoyment. Discounting online play, the player is then left with no alternative but to find other sources of enjoyment within the game away from the pre-set activities, a prime example being trying to exploit a glitch in a swingset in Broker/Dukes that if done correctly, will launch the player or the vehicle into the air. This is a difficult thing to master, so if a player finds themselves tired or deflated by the game's incumbent game-play dynamics and is more interested or thrilled at spending time trying to master the glitching of the swing than progressing through missions, the game/player has 'glitched the swing'

This is somewhat comparible but not analogous to the exisiting terms 'Jump the Shark' and the newer 'Nuke the Fridge', as a videogame can, in its own way still do both these things also.

Glitch the Swing is also just as subjective as these terms, however it is more dependent on any one player's attention span, cynisism or ease-of-amusement, and even thier degree of experience playing games of much a similar style, as this could lead to early glitching of the swing.

Not only this, but a player themselves can glitch the swing if they so choose. All they would need to do is overindulge in countless hours of play within a short enough space of time that overfamiliarity with the game-play mechanics prompt them to look for other ways to amuse themselves while playing the game.

A player is particularly glitching the swing if they have not progressed that far within the game's story or missions by the time they reach this watershed moment.

"Yeah GTAIV is a great game and all, but it's all the same after a while. I'm having more fun glitching the swing in Broker"

"Why are still playing? You're not even DOING anything in it anymore. You've glitched the swing"

"This game's such a let down. I got tired after 3 hours. I'm glitching the swing just thinking about it"

Glitching the Swing by J-Lime June 17, 2008

swing the neck

How Sky Williams, a popular League of Legends YouTuber and all around funny human being, appeals to his teammates in order to win games, acquire ELO, and climb the ranked ladder. "Swinging the neck" involves metaphorically, and only sometimes literally, giving an allied League of Legends summoner oral sex to make them feel good and boost their confidence on the rift.

Sky - "Ooooooooo this Draven just double killed bot lane? Lemme swing the neck on this Draven dick."

Ryan - "Oh god I had this Fiddle last game who was so troll, he went like 0/20 and build a BT."
Sky - "Shoulda swung the neck nigga."

swing the neck by sds_phage May 19, 2016

The Dej Swing 

The act of lifelessly swinging your arms from side-to-side while rotating in a semi-circular motion and crouching

"I went up to Stacy at the dance and I started to do the dej swing"

The Dej Swing by Cassette_Tayp May 28, 2019

go swing the bat 

1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive

1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."

go swing the bat by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005