The Stoetz

Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?

The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.

The Stoetz by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

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An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.

Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!

the stoetz by IvoryMike80 May 23, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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