Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the
Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is
small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made
purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any
day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both
female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I
ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of
power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have
something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
