The Snurch 

A religion all about snails. The central diety of the Snurch is Snod, followed by other sniblical figures such as Snesus, The Snophet, Snodmother, Snesiah, and Snarchangel. The true loyal followers of the Snurch are Snesiples. The antagonistic force of the Snurch is Snatan.

The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.

Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.

Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.

Snesiple 1: Today at the Snurch they taught me the Virgin Snary gave birth to baby Snesus all on her own because snails can reproduce asexually!

Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!

Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit

The Snurch by HolySnurch4Life December 16, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012