The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream
pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake
name, and sneaking out
early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and
dash, on the bitch I met at the
bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake
name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "