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mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

Tryna get into the girls sleepover

When a sus dude swears he’s straight but acts otherwise. The guy could either be in the closet or really be straight but be trying to get into the girls sleepover for some action as “the gay friend.” Wouldn’t recommend.
Guy 1: Yo do you believe Carson is actually straight?

Guy 2: I’m not sure, he acts totally gay but could just be tryna get into the girls sleepover.