The Shaw

A mythical internet beast holding magical powers in the ways of internet marketing and traffic generation. In internet folklore, The Shaw is known for making miraculous feats in web marketing. One fable in particular describes The Shaw generating a 1,236% yr/yr increase in traffic for a website. A complete collection of The Shaw's fables does not exist, but most are well known among the web marketing community.

0ur website traffic increased by 1000%! It must be The Shaw.

The Shaw by fantastic_brad May 19, 2009

the shaw

the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying vagina that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it's vile fluids.

the shaw just swallowed my dick whole!!!!

didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.

the shaw by broseph stalin May 16, 2008

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

The Shaw by mickey July 23, 2004

the shaw

the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying vagina that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it's vile fluids.

the shaw just swallowed my dick whole!!!!

didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.

the shaw by broseph stalin May 16, 2008

The 'Shaw' 

A popular stretch of Crenshaw blvd; south of the 10/Sta. Monica Frwy; through the Afro-American 'West-side' hood, down past Imperial Hwy. into the Palos Verdes peninsula.
Much high rim flossing and lowriding in the recently popular 'scrapers' is enjoyed on this stretch during weekends. Some have nicknamed it "The Black folks Sunset Strip".

"We bouta bend some corners and mob on down The 'Shaw'.

The 'Shaw' by True4u October 21, 2006

Dip the shaw

To "cruise" down Crenshaw blvd in Los Angeles.

Can be used to describe "cruising" on any street anywhere.

On Saturday nights, Jamal and Chauncey like to dip the shaw and pick up shorties.

Dip the shaw by TreyDiezel January 8, 2013

The Shawcross

The Shawcross is the entity that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. Some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
In some cultures, The Shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair - especially when you know you DEFINITELY put two in the washing machine.

John "WTF ! I had half a Christmas cake in the bread tin which I've been looking forward to all day... Have YOU eaten it Tim you fucker??"
Tim "No - maybe we've been visited by legendary food thief... The Shawcross!!!"
John "Grrrrrrr!!"

The Shawcross by Schmilliemoo April 21, 2011