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The Shaka 

The Shaka is re-slanging the term, "The Shocker." It is when the two first fingers are placed in the vagina, while the pinky finger is placed in the anus. The ring finger is tucked away during this process.

Obviously, the term was coined because the broad gets shocked when she catches one in the butt as well as the vag.
"So I pulled off her undie wundies and put two in the pink, and one in the stink.."
"Oh damn!! you gave her the shocker?!"
"Hellz yeah brotha, hellz yeah."
The Shaka by danny$$taylor November 27, 2004
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The Shaka 

To finger a girl with two fingers while placing a third in her toosh
Two in the grass, one in the ass
The Shaka by Anonymous March 23, 2003

The Shaka 

Derivative of The Shocker in which the previously excluded ring finger is used purposefully and joyously by at least one of the sexual partners.
The thumb is to be pressed tightly to the outside of the index finger whilst inserted into the honey pot. Simultaneously, the middle, ring and pinkey finger are to be inserted into the dark knot (the good Lord willing).
First seen displayed publicly at the University of Illinois/Urbana Champaign as a show of support in the pursuit of Shaka Smart as new men's basketball coach.

I'll see your stinker Witchita, an raise you two!

Bet your sweet little asses it Smarts ladies*!!!

*May not hold true to women hailing from Michigan...
Mixed it up a li'l last night an threw the shaka at the girlfriend!

Sweet! Good times?

HELL YEAH! Li'l nervous this morning though... I can't find my wedding ring!

Shaka Zulu! That's why I went with the tattoo!
The Shaka by Randle P. August 2, 2012

The Shaka 

to make sweet sweet love to a woman while looking totally adorable
wow, look at that totally cool stud pulling off a shaka
The Shaka by Anonymous March 23, 2003

the Shaka sign 

u use this tool to see how big ones cock is
hi marko can u do the shaka sign
*does it*
wow ur cock is big

the Coll shaka 

synonymous with "giving the finger" "shooting the bird" or "flipping off"
ho dat fackah went cut me off so I went give em da Coll shaka eh bah ho bah nex' time eh u fackah
the Coll shaka by The Elusive Janteeee September 15, 2003

Shaka when the Walls Fell 

Nerd euphemism for "epic fail."

(From Star Trek: The Next Generation
Episode "Darmok")
kid slips on banana peel

Nerd: Ha ha! Shaka when the walls fell.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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