the schwal 

Another word for Walgreens, especially the one my roommate works at.

Also known as "that dang schwal"

1. Hey, Katie, could you bring some ice cream back from the schwal?
2. Ugh, I have to go work at that dang schwal again.

the schwal by Anonymous May 9, 2005

The Schwaaa 

Proper Noun
(Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA)

1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before.

2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay.

3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance.

4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother.

The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.)

SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa.

Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!!

Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!

(Steven on the telephone)

Hello Honey, How YOU doin? Listen honey... If you’re lucky, I’m going to give you The Schwaaa!

(Woman on other end of the call)
What’s The Schwaaa?

(Steven)
<Evil Laugh> HeHeHeHeHeHe - you’ll find out and NEVER be the same again!

(Woman on other end of the call)
<BIG SMILE>

The Schwaaa by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! February 5, 2018

Do the Schalker

To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.

I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.

Do the Schalker by Wenning October 14, 2025

Schralp the gnarl 

To athletically excel in challenging conditions, such as deep powder while skiing or large waves while surfing.

After a large snowstorm on Mammoth mountain, Mark can't wait to schralp the gnarl.

Schralp the gnarl by Spiezio December 15, 2008

The Van Schwack Law 

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.

Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "

The Van Schwack Law by Lark Druid February 6, 2022

The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.

Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.

The Van Schwack Principle by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022

The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being

The feeling one gets watching Schwab-Schwab-Nes score goal after goal, knowing deep down there will never be another beer league hockey line like them.

"When they scored 3 goals again, it was pure magic — The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being."

The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being by Bib41 December 21, 2025