The Rifle

Is an alias for a creative artist out of Philadelphia, named Thee!General or Michael Thee!. The term is used to describe something created by the artist, that is accurately piercing or makes a punctilious statement.

A shot from "The Rifle" isn't a literal thing. It's a statement from Thee!General.

by Michael Thee! March 14, 2017

The Rifle Tower

America's answer to France's Eiffel Tower, our national phallus. Unlike the Eiffel, this monument to cultural pride is fluid in its location, arising in Newtown, El Paso, Parkland, Orlando, Las Vegas and who-knows-where next, making it easy for foreign tourists to get a taste of our country's zest for a liberty that shall not be infringed.

Jacques, he send me une Carte Postale from Etats Unis, photo only of guy in a cap rouge, Making America Great, holding straight up, his erection shape like AR-15, The Rifle Tower. From cold dead fingers we will take it? Non merci. Mon Dieu.

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2019

Cleaning the Rifle

To masturbate.

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.

by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.

Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate

by sick0 May 26, 2004

Polish the Rifle

To ejaculate or "Polish the rifle"

That chick was so hot that when I got home I had to Polish the Rifle!

by jung1e June 14, 2012

polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

the Sniper rifle

This is a take on the rusty trombone.....

The chick grabs your shaft like the barrel of a sniper rifle, she grabs your nuts like its the trigger handle of said sniper rifle and she then puts her eye over (into) your brown eye like the scope on a sniper rifle.

Props to joe R

That chick was a sick fuck...she started out giving me a rusty trombone and before I know it she pulled the sniper rifle on me.

by Joe-Joe R January 2, 2009